angry-poems:

this month’s horoscopes

AQUARIUS: dark water fills your room from an unknown source
PISCES: discomfort brought by floating objects
ARIES: everyday items pretend to be bones
TAURUS: UNCERTAIN UNCERTAIN UNCERTAIN
GEMINI: the moon is swallowed up by string
CANCER: a sudden shift, pavement, gentle clouds
LEO: SWARMS
VIRGO: stinging, fluttering, delirium
LIBRA: the cessation of panic; dark woods
SCORPIO: incessant humming in e flat
SAGITTARIUS: ectoplasm
CAPRICORN: swallowed by snow

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doritoed:

one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry

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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

kiingpaark:

being an unattractive horny teenager is actually so hard i want to cry 

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saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

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nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

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chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

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