*opens window and screams* AM I MORE THAN YOUVE BARGAINED FOR YET I’VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT TO HEAR CAUSE THATS JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK
*looks at bank account and cries*
*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
do you want me to pay you in young money or cash money?
i just picked up a new hobby called “messaging people on facebook i’ve never actually talked to demanding they give me back my sandals”
I always get attached to everyone and no one gets attached to me so I always just feel dumb
does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way