"A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger."

some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

(via phag-o-cyte)

unicornsfuneral:

twated:

I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out

lol jk

(Source: mxdgrl, via flamented)

putins-boyfriend:

communistbakery:

when she say go deeper but u all out of dickimage

hola

(Source: communistbakery, via andrewquo)